Brontosaurus, Apatosaurus (ah-PAT-oh-sawr-us)

More Dino Jokes

Q:  Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A:  In the dark!

Q:  Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A:  Why, is there one missing?

Q:  What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
A:  The letter "s"!

Q:  Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A:  At the dead-letter office!

Q:  What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A:  Her shadow!

Q:  What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A:  Out of the way!

Q:  What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A:  Long distance!

Q:  Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A:  Because they can't afford new ones!

Q:  What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A:  Hello, hello!

Q:  Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A:  That depends on how fast you carry it!

Tom:  I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur . Laura:  What would you do with a dinosaur ? Tom:  Who wants a dinosaur ? I just want the money !

Grant:  I lost my pet dinosaur .
Jack:  Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper ?
Grant:  What good would that do, she can't read!

Henare:  How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator ?
Sunny:  Look for footprints in the pizza !

Steve:  What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
Mary:  She had to bring it back!

Sara:  Why did the Triceratops cross the road ?
Jack:  He didn't, the chicken crossed the road .
Sara:  Well, why did the chicken cross the road ?
Jack:  To get away from the Triceratops !