Dinosaur, T-Rex 16 inch
Dino Jokes
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex! Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because their eggs stink.
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? T
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.
Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A: Cause they don't know how to cook
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
A: OUT of the way!!
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren't around then.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
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