Dinosaurs, DROMAEOSAURIDS
More Dino Jokes
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath !
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl !
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore ! Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things? A: At a dino-store!
Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won't close!
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !
Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up!
){kind=link}