The Cobra, 36inch
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Cobra is the common name for members of the family of venomous snakes, Elapidae, known for their intimidating looks and deadly bite.
What would you get if you crossed a new born snake with
a basketball ?
Why did the python do national service ?
He was coiled up !
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
What subject are snakes good at in school ?
Hiss-tory !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !
Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull !
What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Squeeze !
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's !
What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Wait till he's finished !
Why can't you trust snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
A boa constructor !
What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters ?
With Love and Hisses !
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Fang letters !
What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !
What did the python say to the viper ?
I've got a crush on you !
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